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Space Force Chief Admits the US Is Actively Utilizing Orbital Weapons
Since the debut of Garrett P Serviss’ 1898 novel “Edison’s Conquest of Mars,” space-based warfare…
Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta’s Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera
In record time, Meta’s camera-adorned smart glasses have turned from a lucrative and well-reviewed consumer…
Mitch McConnell Looks Pretty Scary Now That He’s Back, and Doctors Are Worried He Could Drop Dead
Octogenarian senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was wheeled back into the US Capitol building after spending…
Economists Concerned the AI Bubble Is About to Blow
With Wall Street on pins and needles amidst a wide-ranging discussion of AI safety, we…
It’s Looking Like Tesla’s Cybercab Might Actually Be Illegal to Sell
Almost immediately after Tesla unleashed its steering wheel- and pedal-free Cybercabs on the streets of…
Fear of AI Destroying Humanity Cause Certain Stocks to Skyrocket
AI is supposedly going to kill us all, but at least it’s doing wonders for…
AI Really Is Eviscerating Entry-Level Jobs, New Data Shows
So far, the long-fear AI job-apocalypse has been little more than smoke and mirrors, with…
Data Centers Are Causing a Huge Surge in Incredibly Toxic Chemicals Polluting the World
Data centers don’t just undergird the avalanche of AI slop polluting our social media feeds…
Cybercabs Are Taking Psychotic Routes That Turn Tiny Trips Around the Neighborhood Into Hour-Long Nightmares
The Tesla Cybercab is innovating impressively impractical ways of getting from Point A to Point…
Police Use Flock to Jail Completely Innocent Woman for Weeks
When 23-year old Lindsey Brooke Isaacs surrendered to police at the advice of her attorney,…
